Fans in Portland are known for their dedication, but this is next level.

Yes, what you are about to look at is a sweater with nothing but Chris Kaman's face on it. Like, a GIANT face.

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I have many questions for this woman. We will start with the easiest:

1. What compelled you to make this?

2. Where did you get this made?

3. Why is it not camouflage?

4. Where the hell can I buy this?

That last one is going to be really important soo

n, especially for other folks in Portland. 

The Blazers usually have a "Deal of the Night" for some kind of product they're trying to burn through at an irresponsible price. Maybe we can get the Chris Kaman Face Sweater instead.

I figure people would be willing to pay at least $500 for it.